![]() ![]() When people tell me “You’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver. Terri Guillemetsĭreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. James ThurberĪ day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting. Mindy KalingĮarly to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep. No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know? Ernest Hemingway We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. ![]() If school had started at four in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today. I think sleeping was my problem in school. I’m trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. Those who snore always fall asleep first. If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. UnknownĮarly to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. “I’m going to bed” really means “I’m going to lie in my bed and go on my phone”. Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep. They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. My mother told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap. – it’s been 4 hrs & sleep will never comeĬan’t sleep, tried everything: warm milk, counting sheep, hot bath, skydiving, peyote, threesome…I just like trying things.People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. – omg after death there’s no moment where I’ll realize I died, l just won’t exist & won’t even know Half of adult life is just trying to think of excuses for why you’re so tired. Nothing says “Why bother?” like not drinking, getting eight hours of sleep, and waking up exhausted anyway. “Why am I not asleep?” he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.ĭETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here Me on the Instagram explorer page looking at soap cutting videos after telling people I’m going to sleep /SBDiQuyLKTĮvery morning when my alarm goes off, I think “This is the worst thing that has EVER happened.” Could it be that entire pint of ice cream we ate at 11 p.m.? Could it be that we’re still staring at that l ittle box of glowing light right in front of us? Could it be that our brains are our enemies and just will not shut up? Maybe a mix of all three.Īt least, when you can’t sleep, you know you’re not alone. Remember when you were a kid, people would have to force you to take a nap? Or, when you got in trouble, you’d be sent to bed early, and it would be a bad thing? Now, all I want to do is be sent to bed early.īut sometimes, sleep, cruel mistress that she is, eludes us. The world is too much (sorry, James Bond) and we just want to go to bed already. Everyone is exhausted! Parents, people with jobs, people without jobs, we’re all just somehow too tired. Some people don’t love sleep, saying weird things like, “I’ll sleep when I’m dead,” but those people are secretly probably not human and you shouldn’t be friends with them.įor the rest of us, the tired masses, sleep is the sweet release at the end of the day, or, if you’re lucky, in the middle of the day, in the form of the coveted nap. Well, it’s at least in the top five best things, anyway. Sleep is the number one best thing about life.
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